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I'm a "woman of a certain age" and mother to four beautiful cats, all girls. I'm a budding writer, and have been published for my non-fiction writing. (When do I get to call myself a real writer, I wonder?) Follow me at https://www.facebook.com/susan.shirley1 https://twitter.com/SusanShirley2 www.wizzley.com/Telesto

THE END OF 2015

The End of 2015

An eventful year for me.  I’ve been through such huge changes in my life, but I’m looking forward to the end of 2015 and the start of a New Year.  It always feels shiny and bright.

Susan Shirley

So here we are at the start of 2016.  I started 2015 thinking I’d have my teeth whitened and I’m ending the year hoping that I only lose one.  The aggressive gum disease with which I was diagnosed in the middle of the year is showing no signs of making a dramatic improvement.  Is it genetic or is it because I took a couple of whacks as a teenager?   Who knows?  Hey ho.  We are where we are.

Susan Shirley

 

Career Change

I took voluntary redundancy from my long-term career at the end of August.  I’d wanted that for some time, and I still think it was the right decision.  A bit scary, and I’ve been busier in the last few months than I have been for a long time, but, actually, I’m loving it.  It’s a massive learning curve, doing all the things I’m trying to do, but it’s amazing.

Susan Shirley
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I love writing and I’d love to make my living from that, but I’m not there yet.  However, I can do it alongside all the other things I’m doing.  I have a novel and a few non-fiction books on the go.  The plan is to get at least one published in the next few months.

Susan Shirley

I started a life coaching course in September, as well as an NLP practitioners course.  I am so glad I did, because these have both inspired me to move ahead with all sorts of things in my life.  Things that I have been trying to move on with and just haven’t been able to.

I’ve set up my own business – an HR Consultancy – and the coaching will fit in nicely with that when I qualify in the first half of 2016.

Sad Things

My dear friend Kate’s mum passed away in October.  Such a huge loss for her, and me too.   I can’t say much more about that.  That was compounded by the loss of Kate’s cat, dear little Tigger, earlier in the year.  Poor Kate and Geoff have had more than their share of bereavements this year, as has my friend whom you know affectionately as Hot Chocolate.  Rest in peace Shaq and Lorna.
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I’ve had dreadful problems with my two-year-old boiler – to the point that I am so grateful it hasn’t been cold because I’ve had no central heating.  And a problem with my conservatory – water seeping up through the floor – which is in danger of becoming litigious.  I can’t say more about either of those at the moment, in case I do end up in court.

So that’s the end of 2015 in a nutshell.  I’m excited about 2016, and wish everybody the very best for the new year!

 

© Susan Shirley 2015

 

DICKENSIAN

If you are anything like me, you are totally hooked on the BBC1 series Dickensian.  It’s a 20-parter which brings together a number of characters from various books by Dickens…  So most of these characters would never have met in “real” life.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06vbmfq

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The Story So Far

The short version of the plot that we know so far is that Joseph Marley (of A Christmas Carol fame) is murdered, and investigated by Inspector Bucket (Bleak House)Amelia Haversham (or Miss Haversham, as we know her from Great Expectations) appears as a young woman, and inherits most of her father’s estate.  Her charming brother, who is unhappy at being almost disinherited, fits her up with Meriwether Compeyson.   His advances are [wisely, in my opinion] rejected by Amelia.  Meriwether vows to ruin Amelia financially.  And probably emotionally too.  Running alongside this plot are the financial problems of the Barbarys and the Cratchits.

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Charles Dickens – courtesy of Photobucket

I’m not great at paying full attention to what I’m watching on television, it’s more a background noise while I’m doing something else.  It doesn’t matter when you are watching something fairly simple but Dickensian does take a bit of concentration, it just doesn’t make sense if you don’t keep up.

Characters

I think it’s a pretty good representation Dickens’ work and Victorian London, and there are some great actors in it.  The wonderful Omid DJalili plays the taxidermist, Mr Venus (Our Mutual Friend), who seems to be venturing into early forensic pathology in Dickensian. 

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Stephen Rea – courtesy of Photobucket

Stephen Rea plays Inspector Bucket (Bleak House)– a far cry from The Crying Game, but he plays the part well; one of the “new” detective branch officers.  Apparently, though, he only appears in eight episodes, which only makes me wonder how the whole story is going to pan out.  I thought it was going to be a Victorian detective story through and through…

Caroline Quentin, always fabulous, plays Mrs Bumble (Oliver Twist).  I don’t remember Mrs B having a huge part in the book, and only appears in seven episodes in Dickensian.  And then there is Pauline Collins who plays Mrs Gamp (Martin Chuzzlewit).

Dickens himself had to leave school early to get a job to help the family finances – his father got into financial difficulties.  He worked long hours for little pay in a blacking-warehouse near to Charing Cross station – it later moved to Chandos Street.  I believe that you can still see the remains of the warehouse there.  Cutting a long story short, Dickens’ father ended up in a debtors’ prison, so even though Dickensian wasn’t written by Dickens, I have no doubt it will be dark and thorny right through to the end.

 

© Susan Shirley 2016

THE UMBRELLA

The Umbrella.  L’ombrello.  La parapluie.  I have had a love-hate relationship with the umbrella for many a year now, but it’s only since I bought myself a Parka-style coat, with a hood, that I have come to realise exactly how inconsiderate many umbrella users are.

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Courtesy of Photobucket

I have always tried to be very considerate of other road users, with or without an umbrella, but today, when I was marching up to Oxford Street from Charing Cross (yes, I was marching.  I have no desire to be out in the rain longer than necessary, with or without my hood) I nearly lost an eye on more than one occasion.

Are people always this bad?One chap, who crossed the road towards me when the lights were still green in favour of oncoming traffic said, to his girlfriend, as he nearly blinded me with his umbrella,

“You just have to be brave sometimes.”

Brave yes, inconsiderate, no.  Don’t just barge into me and expect me to move.  I do, of course, but it’s just plain rude.

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Courtesy of Photbucket

Another woman had no idea that people were coming towards her in the opposite direction.  She just wasn’t paying attention.  I swerved to avoid the spoke of her umbrella, managing to do so without stepping in front of a taxi and without hitting any other poor, unsuspecting individuals.

Many people carrying umbrellas (yes, of course, I am generalising) are totally oblivious of any world going on around them.  I suspect many of them are like this all the time though.  Particularly when they are trying to text and walk.  That’s the best thing about umbrellas, the people holding them don’t have a free hand so they have to put their mobile ‘phones in the bags or pockets.  It’s the first time in ages that I haven’t had to manoeuvre around texters.

History of the umbrella

The true details of the beginning of the umbrella aren’t known.  According to Fox’s Umbrellas, it probably evolved from some shelter of leaves long before there were formal civilisations.

In China, the history of the umbrella goes back to about 2000 years BC.  In China, Japan and India, umbrellas became a symbol of rank.  In these countries, they were frequently used as a sort of sunshade.

It seems the umbrellas made their way to Europe via Turkey, and to England with the Normans.  Although umbrellas are mentioned in magazines in England as far back as 1709, the first man credited with carrying an umbrella regularly was Jonas Hanway in around 1750.  In those days there were three main forms of transport:

Shank’s pony for the poor (ie walking)

Sedan chairs (for the well to do)

Private coaches (also for the well to do)

Hanway was pelted with rotten fruit and so on by the coachmen and chairmen – they believed that if the umbrella caught on, they’d be out of business.  (Hanway was famous for other things, not the least being that he founded the Marine Society in 1756.)

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Courtesy of Photbucket

Do they always turn inside out?

My biggest problems with my own umbrellas are (a) leaving them on trains etc, and (b) they turn inside out at the first sign of wind.  I’ve tried loads of different ones, expensive, cheap, in between prices.  One year I was going through an umbrella a week!

There is an umbrella out there that has been designed to withstand winds of force 10 (70 mph) without turning inside out, on sale in the UK as the Senz umbrella.  If they are as good as they claim to be, they are remarkably inexpensive and I may just give it a try.  Another that is supposed to be excellent is the Davek, but that’s considerably more expensive (to the extent that I’d cry if I left that on a train!)

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Courtesy of Photobucket

And finally, National umbrella day is held on 10 February every year.

 

© Susan Shirley 2016

LADY CAROLINE LAMB

The love affair between Lady Caroline Lamb and Lord Byron has long fascinated me. I don’t generally read romance novels, but real life love stories interest me, especially those that have disastrous consequences for one or more of the parties. Is that a bit like rubber necking? Maybe, or maybe it’s just an interest in other human beings.

Although she was a novelist in her own right, it is this affair for which Caroline is probably best known, there was even a film made about it. And what an affair it was! Tumultuous, and damaging for her and to her, and not just for her reputation in London Society. And in those days, a lady’s reputation was everything. Make no mistake, the affair, although short-lived (it only lasted from March until August 1812) was scandalous. Caroline never really got over it.

Born the Honorable Caroline Ponsonby, daughter of the 3rd Earl of Bessborough and Henrietta Ponsonby, niece of the Duchess of Devonshire, Caroline acquired the title “Lady” when her father inherited his title. By all accounts, she was a temperamental child, subject to mood swings. Her parents’ marriage was not a happy one which may not have helped with her temperament.

She married William Lamb in 1805, when she was 20, both of them expecting that he would inherit his father’s estate and with it, a title and substantial riches; unfortunately that didn’t materialise in Caroline’s lifetime. William and Caroline’s marriage was a love match, they’d met when she was 16 and married when she was 19. They were happy for a while, but their first child, born after about two years of marriage, a boy, Augustus, was not fully fit.

It’s difficult to be sure now exactly what the problem was, but it may have been some form of autism, he certainly had learning difficulties. Some writers have said that Augustus was mentally subnormal and suffered from epilepsy (I don’t know, autism and being mentally subnormal seem worlds apart to me). In those days, the stigma attached to a child like this would have been immense, but Caroline and William decided that they would look after him at home, rather than “put him away” somewhere in the country, as was the common practice at the time. Even though William was deeply embarrassed by his son, he lived at home until he died, several years after the death of his mother. However, there is no doubt that looking after a child with a severe disability would have put an immense strain on their marriage. It would be difficult today, but back then…

Two years after the birth of her son, Caroline was pregnant again, and this time gave birth to a daughter, but sadly, she died shortly after birth. Caroline took a long time to recover from both pregnancies, physically, and probably emotionally too. This must have added to the strain already on Caroline and William’s marriage, particularly as William was said to be quite promiscuous. He doesn’t sound like the kind of man who would have been too tolerant of either his wife’s lack of desire or physical inability to satisfy his needs and no doubt started to seek solace elsewhere. It isn’t fair to blame the marital difficulties all on Caroline though. William was a politician, a profession that has its own set of challenges, and there was their son’s health. All of these things would have conspired against all but the very strongest of marriages. Having said all that, there are commentators who say that William overindulged his wife, forgiving her affairs to often when he should have administered corporal punishment (wives were just chattels in those days, remember).

It rather seems that whatever else they did (or whoever else they did), Caroline and William truly did love each other all their lives. Perhaps another factor in their marital difficulties were William’s eclectic sexual tastes. Caroline was never explicit, at least not in writing, as to what William demanded or desired, but she initially felt it was wicked, but that over time, she had come to lack morality as much as he had. We can only guess at what these things were, but they certainly had an impact on Caroline over time. I suppose all of us would be changed in some way, and who knows how until we are in that position? Maybe this background helps to explain the effect Byron had on Caroline, and she on him. Byron’s club foot doesn’t seem to have stopped his attraction to women, may have felt inferior in some way and was quite insecure. However, he does seem to me to be the archetypical womaniser: it was all about the chase and once the prey was caught, he tended to lose interest.

Caroline was 27 when she met Byron, he was 24. She had been lent his poem Childe Harold and, having read it, was determined to meet him. I guess that was the writer in her, wanting to meet a hero. It was she who pursued him at the start, although the tables soon turned, and he wanted her to admit that she loved him more than she loved her husband, something she was reluctant to do. He even planned to run off with her at one point. And then he lost interest. Byron wrote to Caroline to tell her their relationship was over, which, in my opinion, is cowardly, even if he knew how she would react.

Caroline did not handle the split well. She bordered on insanity, and even visited his home on her own, which was unthinkable in those days. They met at a ball and she made a public scene, which was just about the final straw. Caroline’s reputation was in shatters and she was shunned by London society. As her behaviour became more and more erratic and unpredictable, William threatened to send her to Ireland. Despite everything, she published her first novel, Glenarvon. Although it was published anonymously, everyone knew it was written by Caroline, which just added fuel to the already well stocked fire, and it seemed that she would never regain her place in society. Apart from a few friends she was an outcast.

When she learned of Byron’s death in April 1824 she became hysterical. She met his funeral procession by accident and collapsed when she found out it was his. Her mood swings became even more erratic and she started to use laudanum and brandy. She had never been a big woman so the lack of structure in her life and abuse of drugs and alcohol started to take its toll. By October 1827, she was seriously ill with dropsy (we would call this oedema nowadays). She died in January 1828, at the age of 42, less than four years after Byron. William never married again. Did the affair with Byron and the way he treated her accelerate her death? Doubtless, although I suspect if it hadn’t been him it would have been someone else.

Caroline seems to have had a different take on the world from most people. I’m sure she’d have been better suited to life nowadays where she could have been her own woman and thrown herself into some good cause or other, to take her mind off of that Mad, Bad and Dangerous to know man.

© Susan Shirley 2016

MAD, BAD AND DANGEROUS TO KNOW

SERGIO

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I had my Christmas post all written and ready to go, thinking that I was not going anywhere or doing anything out of the ordinary. Well, my meeting with my friend Anne Germain (http://www.annegermain.co.uk) changed all that.  We went to Sergio in Great Titchfield Street which turned out to be a real find.

Anne had been contacted by a modelling agency and she had her photo shoot this week. I’ll be honest, modelling is not my specialist subject, in fact I know zip about it, so she knew there was no point in asking me for any help where that was concerned. Meeting for drinks and dinner after is, however, something I can manage.

I arrived a bit early to do a recce of the restaurants in the surrounding area. I haven’t been out in that particular road before so it was pot luck. Anne and I had both seen an Italian restaurant near to where she was doing her photo shoot so we plumped for giving it a try. And boy, am I glad we did!

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The food was excellent, as was the service. Sergio is a family run restaurant, and has been there for about 20 years.  It’s one of those places where loads of famous people go, not that I’m really into celeb-spotting.

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We were both really hungry so we asked for olives and and mixed Italian salami to share for starters. The portions were huge! I had the sea bass with prawns, courgettes and tomatoes, and roast potatoes for my main. Mmmmmmmm. Anne really fancied risotto but was concerned that they would put Parmesan in it but they didn’t so she chose the king prawn, thyme and brandy risotto. We were starting to regret having ordered a starter, but we did a pretty good job of finishing our food. I’m sorry I didn’t take any photographs of the food, but we were way too busy eating.

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Our waiter was lovely, in fact everybody was lovely, and it was good to catch up with Anne. I have a feeling that Sergio may become a regular haunt for me, I’ve already told another friend about it.

To find out more, check out http://sergiosw1.co.uk

And Happy Christmas to everyone!

© Susan Shirley 2015

ROCKSTAR, RED E AND LIDIA

The other night I was invited to a designer bag sale at Rockstar Hubs.  My “date” had cancelled so I was free.  The designer was Lidia. The invitation said that there would be drinks and nibbles.  Handbags, drinks, food…   How could I refuse?

All photographs courtesy of the official photographer
All photographs courtesy of the official photographer

For those of you that don’t know, Rockstar Hubs is part of the Rockstar Mentoring Group and offers mentoring and office space, plus other services, to small businesses or sole traders.  The prescribed wisdom is that if you are in business, you need a mentor, and I’d say, with my limited knowledge, that’s true.

It’s also very useful to have access to office space, a receptionist and meeting rooms.  It’s far more professional than taking someone through your house to the garden shed that you use as your office.  Actually, in my case, my home office is a spare bedroom, so I couldn’t have business meetings in there.  It’s too small and I think it would send out entirely the wrong message.  I digress.

 

All photographs courtesy of the official photographer
All photographs courtesy of the official photographer

I first came across Rockstar Hubs earlier this year when I attended an event there in around February or March time.  It was one of those networking events I’m invited to from time to time since I joined the London Entrepreneurs Network.  That event was hosted by Matthew Black of Red E Ltd (ready, get it?), an entrepreneur who was a millionaire by the time he was in his early twenties.  Matthew is a compelling speaker, I make loads of notes whenever I hear him and I have recommended his company to a number of people who, like me, have no clue about starting up in business.  There is no shame in asking for help.

Back to the designer bag sale, they were still setting up when I arrived rather early, so I settled myself down to do some work.  Have computer will work anywhere.

 

All photographs courtesy of the official photographer.
All photographs courtesy of the official photographer.

As I was early, I was fortunate enough to be able to start talking to the star of the show herself, Lidia of L & E Bags London.  She gave me a guided tour of her bags, which were absolutely fabulous!  And yes, the take off of the TV programme is intended; Patsy and Edina would have been in their element.

Lidia told me how she’d worked for some of the big names in the fashion industry and did a lot of international travel, frequently going to meetings straight from the airport.  Appearances are important and they must be doubly so when you work in the fashion world.  Lidia said that she found it difficult to find a bag that did what she wanted it to do.  It’s true what she said: leather is lovely but it’s heavy and you don’t need excess weight when you are trying to look good. I know only too well how my oversized bag pulls my coats and jackets out of place.

So Lidia started to work on designs for bags that were practical but looked good.  She also wanted to work with sustainable materials, a subject very close to both our hearts.   A number of Lidia’s bags are made from cellulose – the very tough material that provides us with our food fibre in vegetables and fruit.  (I could write a whole blog post about cellulose, it is such an amazing and versatile material, found in cotton and wood, used in things like photographic film, cellophane, rayon and paper, amongst others.)

Lidia’s bags are extremely high quality.  One of the things that I always look for in bags is the finishing.  (Obviously a throw back to Miss Murphy’s needlework class at school, I still come out in a cold sweat if I don’t “finish off” properly when sewing.). Almost all of the bags have some sort of removable “organiser” with inserts for credit cards etc.

"The Morgan." Photograph courtesy of the official photographer.
“The Morgan.”
Photograph courtesy of the official photographer.

Lidia has designed a tote bag – the Morgan – that has a strap on the back that will slip over the handle of your suitcase, so that it actually stays in place rather than jumping down to attack you when you are travelling across the cobbles in the airport car park.  These bags have detachable inserts that can be used to store various items such as computers and umbrellas.  Very useful.

Matthew Black with the Aston. Photograph courtesy of the official photographer.
Matthew Black with the Aston.
Photograph courtesy of the official photographer.

My absolute favourite, though, was the Aston business folder, designed to take a 13” laptop, an iPad, a mobile and quite a bit of paperwork.  There is even room for the laptop cables.  I’m pretty sure I could fit in a couple of pen drives too, although I use Dropbox most of the time.

It is not an exaggeration to say that I went weak at the knees when I saw the Aston.  The rucksack I have been using is way too bulky, it’s old and designed for a bigger laptop.  I don’t generally travel light so something that was going to make my life easier and lighter would be worth its weight in gold.  Anyway, Tammy, she of the Devil Fingers (see last week’s post) thinks I carry way too much.  I placed an order for the Aston, which arrived within a few days, with a promise to myself that I will get at least one of the other bags very soon.

Lidia is a charming lady, and I was privileged enough to get to chat to her and one of her friends, as well as her PA, the lovely James. Everyone there at Rockstar is lovely, very helpful and friendly.  If you are starting up a business, I’d get in touch with them.

For more info about Lidia, Rockstar, and RedE, check out the following:

 

http://www.lnelondon.com

http://www.rockstarhubs.com/our-packages/

http://getred.co.uk

© Susan Shirley 2015

WANSTEAD

THE CRIME MUSEUM UNCOVERED

The Metropolitan Police’s Headquarters at New Scotland Yard, until recently housed a Crime Museum.  Established in the mid-1870s, there was a time when it was known as the Black Museum, a name apparently coined by a journalist who was refused entry to the museum back in 1877.  The museum was never open to the general public (nor was Scotland Yard, come to that) but at the time of writing is temporarily housed at the Museum of London, in the Barbican, until 10 April 2016 as The Crime Museum Uncovered.

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Now that the MPS is selling New Scotland Yard, it is decanting various units to other buildings, and one of the ones to go is the museum.  I was fortunate enough to be able to visit when it was the Black Museum, but that didn’t stop me jumping at the opportunity to go to see it at the Museum of London.  It’s not the exactly the same as it was when I visited it as the Black Museum, but I guess some of that has to do with updating exhibits as more events occur.  The Crime Museum is a record of some of the most dreadful crimes that have occurred in Britain.

One of the two outer rooms house various death masks from those who were hanged outside Newgate Prison.  These were all murderers, although hanging was not reserved purely for murderers.  Up until the eighteenth century, there were over 200 offences punishable by death in the UK.  The other outer room has various handcuffs and courtroom sketches.  There were also a number of execution ropes on show, although the names of those who had been executed with them were not familiar to me.

The main exhibition room was about Capital Punishment.  And more.  It started with execution box number nine, on loan from Wandsworth Prison, containing everything required for a hanging.

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The last public execution in Britain took place in 1868, when Michael Barret was hanged for his part in an explosion outside of Clerkenwell Prison in 1867.  Public tastes had changed from it being a good day out to becoming inhumane.  That wasn’t the end of execution as a penalty though, that didn’t happen until forty years later.  In 1908, the death penalty was abolished for those under age 16 (yes, we were a barbaric lot), we executed children.  In 1933 it was abolished for those under age 18 although the last person aged under 18 to be hanged, for murder, at Maidstone, in January 1889 was Charles Dobel.

Further reforms came later, causing the last people to be hanged in Britain to be Peter Allen and Gwynne Evans on 13 August 1964, although the legislation to enact this didn’t become law until 1965 when the Murder (Abolition of Death Penalty) Act was introduced.  This suspended capital punishment for five years, although in 1969 it was made permanent.  It was, however, retained for treason, piracy with violence and arson aboard the Sovereign’s ships.  Relatively recently, in 1998, it was abolished for all crimes.

What surprised me most, although I’m not sure why, is that a new rope wasn’t automatically used for each execution.  I don’t know why I thought it should have been, just somehow, for me, it makes it worse that the ropes were used over and over, even though the hangman went through a number of steps to ensure that the death would be as humane as possible.

Around the sides of this room were exhibits relating to those who had carried out mostly murders, but some other brutal crimes, as well as a number of various weapons such as flails and knuckle dusters, and worse.  Notable exhibits were those relating to Alfred and Albert Stratton who murdered  Thomas and Ann Farrow.  This was the first criminal case in Britain where fingerprint evidence was used to secure a conviction for murder.

Of course, there was the infamous Dr Crippen, who was convicted for the murder of his wife, Cora.  And then the Sidney Street Siege, which was the first time that the police requested military aid to deal with an armed siege.  It was also the first siege to be recorded on film.  That was quite a significant piece of history, see my next blog post for further information.

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Many of the other murderers and their victims were unknown to me, although of course, there were a few more famous names: John Haigh (the acid bath murderer), Christopher Craig and Derek Bentley (who doesn’t know about the outcry and subsequent posthumous pardon,over Bentley’s execution), John Christie who was made famous by the film 10, Rillington Place, and Ruth Ellis, the last woman to be hanged in Britain.

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There were also exhibits relating to the Great Train Robbery of 1963 and the attempted diamond robbery at the Millennium Dome in 2000.  It continued on to the Spaghetti House siege and concluded with exhibits relating to some of the bombings that have taken place in London.

It ends in another room with a film about whether or not the exhibition should be on show to the public.  You need to see it for yourself to decide.  Me, I thought it was a good exhibition, and I’d recommend it.

© Susan Shirley 2015

 

DEATH AND THE CITY

Before I start on this blog post, I just want to extend my condolences, and best wishes to the people of France after the recent atrocities in Paris.

Nous sommes unis, nous sommes Paris.

 

I recently went on a walk lead by David Charnick  (http://charnowalks.co.uk) called Death and the City.  David is a registered City of London tour guide, so I knew that this was going to be a good one, full of blood and gore – it was about some gruesome deaths that had some relationship with the City: deaths that occurred in the City or bodies buried here.

I’m not going to try to replicate David’s tour in this post.  For a start, I couldn’t do it justice, and for a second, I really think, if you can, that you you would enjoy going on these tours.  There is nothing like being there in person, you meet some nice people and get a bit of exercise as well as learning a lot.

We started our tour at St Paul’s underground station, right in the heart of the City.  We were a small but select bunch, which I always prefer (although I understand that it’s better for the tour guide to have a bigger crew!)

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Our first stop was Chris Church Greyfriars, close to St Paul’s.  The original Gothic church was established as part of the monastery in the thirteenth century. It was largely destroyed by the Great Fire of London and rebuilt by Wren at a cost of £11,778 9s. shillings 7¼d, some of which was raised by the local parishioners.  I believe this was one of Wren’s more expensive rebuilds even though it was smaller than the original church. It went on to become a parish church after the Reformation.  Sadly, not much remains.  The church was subject to severe bomb damage during the Blitz in World War II and was never rebuilt.  The remains are open to the public as garden space, but there are a number of notable people buried in the grounds.

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For me, the most notable of all is Sir Thomas Malory, author of Le Morte d’Arthur, but the Mad Maid of Kent aka Elizabeth Barton and, amongst others, the star of this part of the tour Agnes Hungerford, alleged murderess, are also buried there.  The Mad Maid of Kent was a Catholic nun who was executed because she prophesied that if Henry VIII married Anne Boleyn he would die soon after.  She was executed at Tyburn and buried here but her head was put on a spike on London Bridge, apparently the only woman in history to whom that happened.

Next stop, St Paul’s Churchyard.  Nowadays, this is a largely a fairly large paved area but back in the day it was a bit more of a meeting place.  Regular readers will know that I wrote about Guy Fawkes and his fellow plotters a couple of weeks ago.  What I didn’t say then was that four of his colleagues, instead of being executed at Tyburn, the usual execution ground, Everard Digby, Robert Wintour, John Grant and Thomas Bates were all hanged, drawn and quartered in here.  I’m not sure why, it was unusual, I suppose it was about making an example of them.

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We moved on from here to the Old Bailey, which stands on the site where Newgate Prison once stood.  The clue is in the title here – Newgate was one of the old City gates, and the original gaol was situated within the gatehouse, presumably to stop the miscreants from entering the City.  The first prison was built here in 1188 under instruction from Henry II.  It underwent a couple of renovations and was then destroyed in the Great Fire.  It will come as no surprise for you to learn that it was enlarged when it was rebuilt.

Newgate Prison was a pretty grim place all round.  As a cost saving exercise, when it had been rebuilt, the authorities started to hold the executions here, rather than going to the expense of transporting the prisoners to Tyburn. (Nothing changes, does it?)  The cells were small and let in very little light; and there was none of this single or two to a cell business, it was cram as many as you could in.  No doubt there were rats and other things that seem to like dark, dank places that I’d really rather not think about…

In the early nineteenth century, the social reformer, Elizabeth Fry, became interested in the conditions there, particularly because of the female prisoners and their children.  In those days, unless the woman had someone who could look after her bairns for her, they went with her to prison.  They didn’t have social services and fostering.  Imagine that: your Mum goes to prison so you do too.  Grim.  Very grim.  Elizabeth’s pleas did not fall on stoney ground.  Improvements were made, but I still rather think it wouldn’t have passed muster in today’s world.

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From here we moved onto Cock Lane for the tale of the Cock Lane Ghost.  The alleged haunting took place at 33 Cock Lane, which is now a very plain looking red brick building, so instead of taking photographs of that, I took the photo above instead: John Royle was the inventor of the world’s first self-pouring teapot in 1886.

Back in mediaeval times, Cock Lane was known as Cokkes Lane, probably because it was full of legal brothels (running a brothel did not become illegal until the Disorderly Houses Act became law in 1751).  Number 25 Cock Lane is said to be the place where the author John Bunyan died in 1688.

Next we moved on a little further to Hosier Lane.  There is nothing particularly remarkable to look at here, but it was interesting in that David told us about the dissections carried out her on behalf of the Royal College of Surgeons.  They rented a house here because rising rents had forced them to move from two other addresses.

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Further along is Smithfield, just by St Bartholomew’s Hospital.  There is a big plaque on the outside of the hospital that marks the site of the execution of William Wallace (aka Mel Gibson.)  The real Wallace was a Scottish knight who was one of the leaders in the Scottish War of Independence.  Amongst others, he defeated the English at the Battle of Stirling Bridge.  Although he escaped, he was later defeated at the Battle of Falkirk.  He managed to evade capture until 5 August 1305, when he was turned over the English by another Scottish Knight.  He was taken to London, tried for treason and found guilty.  He was taken from Westminster to the Tower.  He was stripped naked and was tied to a horse and dragged through the City to Smithfield, where he was hanged, drawn and quartered.

Smithfield Market was on the way to our next stop, the largest wholesale meat market in the UK.  It’s possible to take a tour of the market, starting at 7am, so you need to be up early!  I have a contact there is anyone is interested in getting really good meat.

Next stop, Charterhouse Square, site of a Carthusian monastery, built near a 14th century plague pit, the largest mass grave from the Black Death.  The Charterhouse itself was dissolved as a monastery in 1537 and some time later was transformed into a mansion house.  Later still, Thomas Howard, 4th Duke of Norfolk, was imprisoned here.  He’d been trying to marry Mary, Queen of Scots.  Later, after his release, he was involved in the Ridolfi plot, an attempt to assassinate Elizabeth I and have Mary take the throne. Elizabeth obviously got fed up with his nonsense because he was executed for treason in 1572.

So that is my whistle-stop tour of the Death and the City.

You can also find David’s tours at Footprints of London  http://footprintsoflondon.com

 

© Susan Shirley 2015